Under The Table « Result #1 on Mar 14, 2009, 7:56am »
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.
Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."
An Urgent Standby Passenger « Result #2 on Mar 14, 2009, 7:56am »
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket.
¡¡¡¡After insisting she had to make the flight because she was with a U. S. governor, an American embassy aide intervened. Varela got a standby ticket and boarded just before take-off.
¡¡¡¡Regaining her composure, Varela went to the front of the plane to tell Smith of her adventure. He was not there. She later found out that the governor was told that he had been bumped by an urgent standby passenger.It was Varela.
A Guy Named Bill « Result #3 on Feb 27, 2009, 4:44am »
His name was Bill. He had wild hair, wore a T-shirt with holes in it, blue jeans and no shoes. In the entire time I knew him I never once saw Bill wear a pair of shoes. Rain, sleet or snow, Bill was barefoot. This was literally his wardrobe for his whole four years of college.
He was brilliant and looked like he was always pondering the esoteric.wow power leveling He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus was a church full of well-dressed, middle-class people. They wanted to develop a ministry to the college students, but they were not sure how to go about it.
One day, Bill decided to worship there. He walked into the church, complete with his wild hair, T-shirt, blue jeans and bare feet.wow gold The church was completely packed, and the service had already begun. Bill started down the aisle to find a place to sit. By now the people were looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one said anything.
As Bill moved closer and closer to the pulpit,wow power leveling he realized there were no empty seats. So he squatted and sat down on the carpet right up front. (Although such behavior would have been perfectly acceptable at the college fellowship, this was a scenario this particular congregation had never witnessed before!) By now, the people seemed uptight, and the tension in the air was thickening.
Right about the time Bill took his ¡°seat,¡± a deacon began slowly making his way down the aisle from the back of the sanctuary. The deacon was in his eighties, had silver gray hair, a three-piece suit and a pocket watch.wow power leveling He was a godly man -- very elegant, dignified and courtly. He walked with a cane and, as he neared the boy, church members thought, ¡°You can¡¯t blame him for what he¡¯s going to do. How can you expect a man of his age and background to understand some college kid on the floor?¡±
It took a long time for the man to reach the boy.wow gold The church was utterly silent except for the clicking of his cane. You couldn¡¯t even hear anyone breathing. All eyes were on the deacon.
But then they saw the elderly man drop his cane on the floor.wow gold With great difficulty, he sat down on the floor next to Bill and worshipped with him. Everyone in the congregation choked up with emotion. When the minister gained control, he told the people, ¡°What I am about to preach, you will never remember. What you¡¯ve just seen, you will never forget.¡±
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What is Love? « Result #6 on Mar 1, 2008, 1:03am »
Our search to understand love is obvious when you consider the numerous books, articles and talk shows dedicated to the topic. People around the world deem love as essential to being happy and look for it in many different places and ways. Television and movies tell us what "real love" should look like but somehow something has been lost in the definition.
¡¡¡¡As a teenager, the word "love" was used so soon in a relationship that it became an inadequate expression when the relationship deepened. At this stage it was easy to confuse lust and love, I think. I learned a helpful definition: Lust can"t wait to get. Love can"t wait to give.
¡¡¡¡I began to understand the true essence of love when I met and began to date my husband, Glen. I was working as a secretary in a small film equipment company. The receptionist was a real matchmaker. She called me over to introduce me to the fellow who had just repaired her accounting machine. Glen blushed from ear to ear, excused himself and hurried out of the office. When he got to the corner store he telephoned back to ask me on a date. He was bashful, but not slow.
¡¡¡¡Up to this point my ideas about love were very self centered. I was out for a good time. I had never stopped to think about the effect my actions might have on others - especially my words. Glen was sensitive and honest enough to tell me that my sarcasm hurt. I began to make a conscious effort to build him up in private and in public because I cared about him. My feelings became secondary to pleasing Glen and making him happy.
¡¡¡¡Phileo is used to describe friendship that is strengthened by shared experiences, Eros describes sensual love that is stimulated by our senses and Agape describes the pure love that is unconditionally expressed as an act of the will. Marriage should include all three facets of love. My husband is my best friend and we share many experiences together. Eros love is, of course, an¡¡important part of marriage.
¡¡¡¡Real love is a choice. An act of the will. It enables us to accept our differences within relationships and to choose to love the person when we want to lash out or withdraw instead.
¡¡¡¡Taking the initiative to love others usually triggers a positive response. But when there is no visible response I have to remind myself that I am only responsible for my actions and reactions, not those of other people.
¡¡¡¡God gives a clear description of love in the Bible:
¡¡¡¡Love never gives up. Love cares for others more than for self. Love doesn"t want what it doesn"t have. Love doesn"t strut, doesn"t have a swelled head, doesn"t force itself on others, it isn"t always "me first," doesn"t fly off the handle, doesn"t keep score of the sins of others, doesn"t revel when others grovel, takes pleasure in the flowering of truth, puts up with anything, trusts God always, always looks for the best, never looks back, but keeps going to the end. Love never dies" (1 Corinthians 13, The Message).
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Terre Tigris « Result #8 on Jun 10, 2007, 1:32am »
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Name: Octavio Age: 2 Years Gender: Male Rank: Loner Appearance:
Tavi has large, perfectly rounded ears. A mask covers a majority of his face which concepts of dark-chocolatey color that sweeps around his dark orbs and over his small muzzle. His nose is large and dark, though not quite the same color as his muzzle, but not yet black. Then, he has a stripe that goes from in between his mysterious eyes to the top of his crania that concepts of the same color as the "mask." His eyes are all one color. Dark. They seem mysterious, but really his face is overall friendly.
His body is very toned. He has muscle in all the right places but as far as slimmness in his belly he is very greyhound-like in comparison. His tail is thin but appeares poofy becase of the fur that accompanies it. His limbs are slender until you reach the paw where the paws are much larger in diameter than the actual leg. On the left side of his body, there are no white patches. Merely just one large dark patch over the normal tan. Although, on the opposite side of the body, there are three-in-a-row. Overall, he is very handsome.
Personality:
We'll start from square one. Tavi is NOT very smart.
Tavi lacks serious self-control, common sense and is quite slow. But if you don't use intelligence he's alright. He's super-hyper and LOVES to play, although he may be a little older than that kind of thing. Anything can set him off into what he likes to put as "hyper mode." When quote "hyper mode" is engaged, he is bouncing off the rocks, spins in circles chasing his own tail, he talkes 400 mph, eats more than usual (which usually gets him into trouble), bounces up and down alot when you try speaking to him....
But when he is out of said "hyper mode" he's fairly easy to get along with. He has a fairly low temper so angering him is not easy to do. He loves a good joke and loves to laugh. He's an amazing friend and once a friend always a friend..A trustworthy, loyal, cling-to-your-side-for-the-rest-of-your-pitiful-life friend.
History:
Tavi was born in eastern Africa to a proud pair of parents. He used to belong to a pack and all the young pups used to love his hyperness and wrestled with him to kingdome come.
But one day when he was a half-a-year old, he was out playing and got seperated from the rest of the pack. He had been chasing a small dung beetle, oddly fastinated by the way the insect rolled a huge sphere of...Dung. Well off into the night he followed it until he was engulfed into the darkness of the night and Tavi could no longer see the ebony beetle. That's when he snapped to his senses and realized he had wandered far...Way far from the pack.
He began to whimper and howl for his mother. Who never came, for she could no longer have heard the pup. Tavi curled into a ball and began to cry, scared and cold. He waited out the long night and surprisingly had survived in his defenseless state. As the sun rose the next day, still no one had come. Little did he no although that the whole pack had been searching.
But he was never found. The poor young pup became a loner and had to live on his own. He soon learned that the skills he learned when playing with the other pups was very vital is his chance for survival.
Sample:
ooc: This is for a horse but oh well lol
A gentle, rhythimic thudding echoed throughout the vally as heavy hooves, the bottom lined with iron, padded down the dusty dirt road. A breeze gently waved the grasses on the side of the road that were silver from the illumination of the brightly shining moon overhead.
The ebony stallion chomped on the metal in his maw annoyedly as pressure was pulled on it and a loud "Whoa!" was called from the driver in the carriage behind him. He snorted, the air turning silver in the frosty air. He stopped slowly and listened to the wheels of the carriage come to a squeaking halt. He stomped his large, feathered hoof on the ground prancing slightly as he turned his head to watch the driver jump down from his perch and run into the house that was lit by lanternlight.
He watched thinking about how strange the man was as he whistled, the high-pitched sound annoying in his ear drums.
Notes:
Haha..I know nothing of wild dogs but i plan to learn! Also..Was I mistaken are baby wild dogs pups?